Black Bad Girls 17

Black Bad Girls 17

Wooot Ho-down in Motown baby ! Chocolate Bunny fest continues with some bangin black bootlicious big boobed babes and these chicks dig any cock shoved their way as much as their boyfriends dig a large order of ribs with extra sauce. Unlike the previous chocolate bunny flick, Afro caribbean style, this one we get multiple hardcore fucking and lots of nice big black boobies.

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Four scenes of inter-racial cream-stuffed oreo overtures pump away in front of us with a constant steady heat. First off some lucky dude gets totally fucked and sucked off by two dusky dames of delight and then the action continues indoors, outdoors and in these chicks front and back doors without letting up on the sluttiness factor for even a minute.

These are some cream-filled chocolate bunnies that I would love to enjoy over Easter and Black Bad Girls 17 is oh so bad in oh so many good ways and scores four cocks-up.

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Amish Daughters

Amish Daughters

Thank god for Legend pictures that by definition no Amish person will ever get to watch this movie…somehow the portrayals I have gotten of Amish people from Hollywood doesn’t incline me to believe they would be highly amused, but since I’m not Amish, and even though I don’t dig storylines in porn movies, I gotta say, at times this was fucking funny as well as somewhat hot.

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So we’re talking kind of an Amish version of The Gods Must Be Crazy. Some Amish chick finds a camcorder, dares to use it instead of just smashing it as a blashpemy against god (jesus Amish people are crazy) and then she begins her dark descent into decadence taking some sweet looking (once they get out of their weird Amish clothes) Amish friends of hers with her.

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The porn is pretty hot as well as the movie making you laugh a bit now and then, just like chicks anywhere in the world, it seems that once an Amish girl opens up that slutty side of her she just goes all the way man. No wonder Pennsylvania is the home of both Amish and Hershey, cos damn not only do these Amish chicks enjoy making that Hershey’s chocolate, but they sure like taking people for a ride down the Hershey Highway.

Amish Daughters, even though it has something of a storyline doesn’t try to be intelligent or have a real story, so combined with the decently hot sex it gets a very chaste four cocks-up.

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Cluster Bang 2

Cluster Bang 2

Cluster Bang 2 is good solid XXX jackin material. Not a lot of fake frills and drudgy drama. Picture some fun times where guy meets girl meets guy meets girl meets guy meets girl…hormones are racing, endorphins are in the air and the fucking gets going and where it stops nobody knows. Now an easier way to picture that scenario is just watch this movie, cos that’s what it is.

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Cluster Bang 2 is not a phenomenally long movie but the three scenes that comprise this movie are well put together for maximum heat. They cascade us starting off with a couple chicks getting down and dirty while getting off sucking and fucking, playing with each other til everyone explodes.

Next they pull us into an outdoor fuck party where the action is hot as the sun that sizzles down shining on these naked fuck-bunnies. Then slowing down yet still showing us steady heat as a couple cock-craving cuties get it on with a couple well-hung dudes while they compete for who is the most slutty. This includes double penetration including double pussy pounding action.

Cluster Bang 2 gets a throbbing four cocks-up.
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Afro Caribbean Style

Afro Caribbean Style

Woohoo….Easter’s coming! If you’re like me I know what your favorite part of easter is (other than getting to see Charlton Heston be Moses every year) …the coolest thing about easter is the chocolate bunnies. This movie is filled with chocolate bunnies, and between now and easter, we’ll look at a few of these steamy sweet cream-filled chocolate movies.

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These Jamaican jiggaboo jungle-bunnies show us why so many people cum to the Caribbean…butts, boobs, and buds. My problem with this flick is that we all know that in the Caribbean they have these awesome party places, like Club Hedonism with far out and kinky group action where, unlike in this movie, the chicks happily take multiple cocks and multiple loads…why the hell isn’t that happening in this movie? I mean they’re hot enough and all, but unfortunately the movie is not as hot as hot chocolate can be…give me that stuff that scolds the roof of my mouth.

Afro Caribbean Style gets a disappointing two cocks-up, but keep your eyes open cos more chocolate bunnies will cum your way over the next couple weeks.

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Rio Style

Rio Style

Phar-out, phat ass and phunky…a geography lesson inside a porn movie. Every now and then I have wondered, “Just where is the Hershey highway? And how do I get there from here?”…I’d always figured it was in Pennsylvania…some anal retentive Amish town or something, but now I have discovered that it is in Rio.

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Like man…maybe it’s all the spicy food…the Montezuma’s revenge…the spicy rings of fire, but dude these chicks take it up the ass, like their ass is swallowing the cock more than their ass is being fucked by the cock.

Four posterior pounded puta scenes from chicks who show that for sluts like them who really like it deep, the door that’s always open is the backdoor. I must say though I found it disappointing that unlike other movies similar to this, even though no question about it, these chicks were sluts, they only did one dude at a time. If I’m gonna be watching some ass-slut chick getting drilled I’d rather go all the way with it and see her getting double drilled multiple times.

Rio Style gets a solid throbbing three cocks-up.

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